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Your SEO team
on Telegram.

An autonomous agent that monitors your site 24/7, runs daily audits, pushes indexing, and tells you what to fix — through chat.

🦀 You're in. We'll reach out when your agent is ready.

Free during beta. Founding members lock in $29/mo forever.

🔒 Read-only access. We never modify your Search Console or site.

This is what 9 AM looks like

🦀
Pinchy
online
☀️ Morning audit — yoursite.com

Health: 92/100 (↑3 from yesterday)
Indexed: 847 pages (+12 new)
Submitted 12 URLs to IndexNow ✅

⚠️ 1 issue: robots.txt blocking /blog/drafts/ — this folder has 3 published posts. Fix?
9:00 AM
Yes fix it. How's organic this week?
9:02 AM
Done — removed block, resubmitted 3 URLs.

📊 This week vs last:
Clicks: 1,247 (↑18%)
Impressions: 34,891 (↑12%)
Position: 8.4 (↑0.6)

🔥 /blog/nextjs-seo-guide — rank 4→2 for "nextjs seo"
9:02 AM
Nice. Any pages I should worry about?
9:03 AM
Yep — 2 pages lost rankings:

📉 /blog/react-seo — pos 3→7 (-4)
📉 /tools/meta-checker — pos 5→9 (-4)

Both have thin content vs new competitors. Want me to analyze what's ranking above you?
9:03 AM

What Pinchy does

📋 Daily audits
Full site health check every morning. Schema, Core Web Vitals, indexing — delivered to your chat.
🔔 Real-time alerts
Traffic drops, indexing issues, ranking changes. You know before your competitors do.
🚀 Auto indexing
New content? Submitted to IndexNow in seconds. Updated pages re-crawled automatically.
💬 Ask anything
"How's my traffic?" "Which pages dropped?" "What should I fix next?" Just ask.
📊 Your real data
Connected to Google Search Console and GA4. Actual numbers, not estimates.
🛠️ 37 tools inside
Site crawling, schema validation, performance testing, competitor tracking. All built in.

How it works

1
Connect your site Add your domain and connect Google Search Console. Takes 2 minutes.
2
Open Telegram Start chatting with your Pinchy agent. It already knows your site.
3
Let it work Daily audits, automatic indexing, instant alerts. You manage SEO by chatting.

Stop checking dashboards.

Let your SEO agent check for you.

🦀 You're in. We'll reach out when your agent is ready.

Beta is free. Founding members lock in $29/mo when we launch. Regular price: $49/mo.